huntandgathergrocer

Let’s talk for a minute about the famous USERNAME!  in my opinion; it's annoying when a business uses their business name as a USERNAME, USERNAMES have always been fun! I don't know about you, but mine have always been funny right from the MSN days.

Sure we are a business and  we get that it's what everyone else is doing, but we love to be different. We want to stand out from the pack and to be as frank as we can be we are only human. 

Real Talk: Blossom

When people blossom, they become more successful or confident, and when true feelings or relationships blossom, they develop and become stronger.

Real talk: Botton

This might make you laugh! I wanted my username to be blossom bottom, but it was taken! Someone else was in tune with that name long before it popped into my head. 

"Gah" I sighed, and then I tried Blossom button, it was similar and sounded kind of cute! As cute as a Button, It was also taken!

Gee, I thought to myself..." that is grim"  but not to worry! USERNAMES are supposed to be FUN.

Blossom bottom "NO." 

Blossom button "No."

"Mmmmm Mmmmm."  

@Blossombotton? "Ha-ha."  

Nobody is using that,  it'll do! I thought to myself. 

There you have it! 

Hello, my Name is Blossom Botton! 

Yep, there's plenty of business on Instagram, but who EFFING cares! You know what makes a business? People do, everyday ordinary people, I guess what I'm trying to say we are all human and I think that's really important to remember! 

Christina Scotson, 28. 07. 2017